dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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