Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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