Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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