Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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