this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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