Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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