I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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