Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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