lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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