I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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