Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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