i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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