We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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