it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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