At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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