it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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