He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
