It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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