Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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