idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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