we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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