i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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