can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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