Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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