I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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