this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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