my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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