I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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