on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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