i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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