One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My vagina is officially offended.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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