Don't you send me to vm
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
tell me about the eggs
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