You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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