I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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