Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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