After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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