Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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