There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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