So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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