May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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