I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
