Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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