garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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