I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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