Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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