sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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