so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Help me help you realize you are a moron
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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