he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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