I need help removing her.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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