How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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