Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
