More tranny stories later!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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