There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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