another moral hangover. fuck.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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